Mom, I Hope This Candle Smells Better Than the Shit I Put You Through
+ HOW IT WORKS
Step One:Scroll through our whole shop, have a giggle or two, and then pick your favorite label.
- The first picture of each listing will show you which label you are purchasing.
- You can always opt for the 'Plain Jane' which does not have a label.
Step Two:Pick your size and style.
- 9oz or 16oz.
- Straight Sided Jar or Mason Jar.
Step Three:Pick your scent and quantity. Then add to cart!
Step Four:Is this a gift? Want to add a special note to the receiver? Or do you just want to let us know something more about your order?
- While in your cart, add a note in the “Gift Message / Special instructions for seller” box.
- IMPORTANT! - We only see this note once we are ready to prepare the order. This is NOT a way to request expedited services. Please message us directly, prior to placing your order, if you have any concerns or would like a more prompt response.
+ CANDLE DETAILS
- Unique & fun label
- Premium USA-grown soy wax
- Phthalate-Free fragrance oil
- Flat braided cotton wick with paper threads woven into the cotton
- Glass jar with metal lid
- 4oz. Candles = 25 – 35 hour burn time
- 9oz. Candles = 60 – 70 hour burn time
- 16oz. Candles = 100 – 110 hour burn time
+ PACKAGING DETAILS
- Kraft boxes
- Eco-friendly packaging peanuts or recycled crinkle paper
- 4x6 flyer with company history & candle care instructions
- Gift notes can be added upon request
+ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- To avoid tunneling, melt the wax all the way to the edges of the jar during the first burn (typically 2-3 hours)
- Trim wick to ¼ inch after each use
- Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time
- Never leave a candle unattended